Clutch by Lisa Becker - Book Tour + Giveaway
Clutch
by Lisa Becker
Genre:
Chick-Lit, Romantic Comedy
Chick-Lit, Romantic Comedy
**Winner of the best romantic comedy for the 2018 American Fiction Awards! **
* Now with five new bonus chapters *
Clutch is the laugh-out-loud, chick lit romance chronicling the dating
misadventures of Caroline Johnson, a single purse designer who
compares her unsuccessful romantic relationships to styles of
handbags – the “Hobo” starving artist, the “Diaper Bag”
single dad, the “Briefcase” intense businessman, etc. With
her best friend, bar owner Mike by her side, the overly-accommodating
Caroline drinks a lot of Chardonnay, puts her heart on the line,
endures her share of unworthy suitors and finds the courage to
discover the “Clutch” or someone she wants to hold onto.
misadventures of Caroline Johnson, a single purse designer who
compares her unsuccessful romantic relationships to styles of
handbags – the “Hobo” starving artist, the “Diaper Bag”
single dad, the “Briefcase” intense businessman, etc. With
her best friend, bar owner Mike by her side, the overly-accommodating
Caroline drinks a lot of Chardonnay, puts her heart on the line,
endures her share of unworthy suitors and finds the courage to
discover the “Clutch” or someone she wants to hold onto.
What Reviewers Are Saying:
“LOVED.
The perfect blend of sassy, smart and stylish!”
The perfect blend of sassy, smart and stylish!”
Amazon Bestsellers Liz Fenton & Lisa Steinke
“This book is absolutely hilarious!”
Pretty Little Book Reviews
“I thought the comparison to men and handbags was so
genius! Becker really knows how to write to her audience,
and this clever novel had me giggling throughout.”
genius! Becker really knows how to write to her audience,
and this clever novel had me giggling throughout.”
Chick Lit Plus
Clutch
Excerpt
Mimi Johnson was casually
dressed in a brightly-colored blouse with enormous turquoise jewelry and
equally-oversized glasses. Despite that largesse, the only thing truly bigger
than her personality (and her bosom) was her handbag. Always perfectly matched
to her clothing, shoes, and jewelry, she was like a walking Chico’s
advertisement, if you added forty years, forty pounds, and a Virginia Slims
cigarette. From her Mary Poppins-like bag, she pulled out a box,
impeccably-wrapped in glossy pink paper with a white grosgrain ribbon bow. A
cigarette teetered between her two fingers while she produced a lung-hacking
cough.
“Open it…
…sweetie. Open it,” she said to her seven-year-old great niece, Caroline, a
beautiful and vibrant girl with long blonde hair and oversized blue eyes.
Alive with anticipation, sweet young Caroline eagerly took
the box and smiled up at Mimi. She gingerly removed the ribbon, planning to
save it for later. The glossy paper was of less interest and she ripped through
it quickly. She opened the box and gently lifted out a hot pink purse, adorned
with pale pink flowers and rhinestones. An enormous smile overcame her.
Caroline nearly set her own hair on fire from Mimi’s cigarette as she bounded
into her aunt’s arms.
“Oh, thank you, Aunt Mimi. It’s lovely.”
And that was when Caroline’s love of handbags began. From big
and loud ones that would make Mimi proud to unimposing wristlets, from bowler
bags to satchels; it didn’t matter if they were made of canvas or calf-skin
leather, were distressed or embellished with metal studs. Hell, she didn’t care
if you called them pocketbooks or purses. She just loved them all – almost as
much as she loved Mimi.
By the time she was a junior in high school and well on her
way to being class valedictorian, it was the hundreds of bags Caroline owned
that helped her conceptualize her ticket out of her suffocating small Georgian
town. She would design handbags. And it was Mimi who was her steadfast
cheerleader.
“Caroline, sweetie…
…you find something you love and you just hold onto it.” It had never mattered
if Caroline was asking Mimi’s advice about a friend, lover, or career. The
advice was always the same: “Find something you love and hold onto it.”
Mimi’s words ever-present in her mind, Caroline headed to the
Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising and spent four years in Los
Angeles learning everything there was to know to pursue her passion. Then,
right out of college, she spent three years working in the design and marketing
departments of two of the world’s leading, high-end handbag designers.
She was schooled in beauty and how to accessorize the
perfectly-coiffed women on the way to their Botox appointments. But Caroline
was pulled by the nagging feeling that the very person who had inspired her
career, Mimi, could never afford the bags she designed, even if Caroline used
her generous employee discount on Mimi’s behalf. And God forbid Mimi would ever
accept one as a gift, always preferring to give rather than receive. But
Caroline believed there was no reason for anyone to be denied the ultimate in
accessories. She saw an untapped market of designing beautiful and affordable
bags, but she just wasn’t sure she was start-up potential. Again, it was Mimi
who nudged her to learn the business side of things and apply to MBA programs.
When Caroline was accepted to Harvard Business School, Mimi, of course,
encouraged her.
“You’ve got this, sweetie. ,” she said. “It’s in the bag.”
•••
Caroline was sitting in Financial Reporting and
Control on her first day of Harvard classes (and yes, the class turned out to
be as boring as it sounded). That’s when she first eyed Mike, who was wearing a
faded pair of Levi jeans, a washed-out vintage Rolling Stones T-shirt, and
Converse sneakers. He oozed charisma. Turning her head away from him and back
toward the front of the lecture hall, Caroline thought that if he were a
handbag, he would be a grey leather tote – confident and dependable, but not
trying too hard.
Mike surveyed the large lecture hall as he walked in, a
Starbucks coffee cup in each hand. After descending the steps slowly, he took a
seat next to Caroline and planted one of the white and green cups on her desk.
Flashing a wide, dimpled smile, which she mused he reserved
for getting girls to drop their panties, he said, “Here. You look like you’re
going to need this.”
“Thanks,” she replied in a suspicious tone, turning her head
sideways to look at him and raising an eyebrow.
“I’m Mike,” he said, again flashing a smile and reaching out
for a handshake.
“I’m Caroline. Thanks for the…”
“Latte.”
“Latte,” she confirmed. “Thanks. But just so you know, I’m
not gonna sleep with you,” she said in an apparent attempt to establish up
front she wasn’t taken in by his obvious charm.
“I know,” he replied matter-of-fact.
Before she could respond, Professor Beauregard, a stout man
with excessive eyebrows, spoke up. “Please take note of where you are seated. I
will send around a seating chart for you to mark your spot. This will be your
seat for the remainder of the semester.”
“Looks like we’ll be seatmates,” Mike said, grinning at her.
“Looks like it.”
•••
About three months into the first semester, Caroline
learned that her fun-loving, easy-going, new best buddy Mike wasn’t exactly who
he appeared to be.
A blanket of white snow dusted the Harvard grounds and it was
a particularly slow day in another mutual class, LEAD – Leadership and
Organizational Behavior. Professor Moss, a frail man who weighed less than his
years, was droning on and on about establishing productive relationships with
subordinates or something to that effect. He initiated a discussion about what
works better – the carrot or stick approach.
“Mr. Barnsworth,” he called, referring to his seating chart
and scanning the room until he found Mike in the fifth row. “What are your
thoughts?”
“Well, it seems to me that good management is all about
empathy and being able to enthuse and inspire your staff. You know,
appreciating them and respecting them. Showing you care,” he said, placing his
hand over his heart in a gesture of true compassion and concern. “And if they
can’t get that through their thick skulls, you fire ‘em,” he continued, drawing
his finger across his throat.
Several students sitting around them started to chuckle while
Caroline stifled a laugh. Mike looked around the room and nodded his head,
soaking in the appreciation of his sense of humor.
“Mr. Barnsworth,” said Professor Moss in a menacing tone, “I
would have expected a better answer from you, considering your family history.”
Confused by the conversation unfolding before her, Caroline
leaned over and whispered to Mike, “What is he talkin’ about?” Mike put up a
hand to quiet her.
“Later,” he hissed.
Twenty minutes later, the two shared a bench outside Baker
Library, the chill of winter causing Caroline to pull her scarf closer around
her neck.
“What was that all about?” she asked, scrunching up her nose
in confusion.
Reluctantly, Mike began to speak. “My full name is Michael
Frederick Barnsworth the Third. My family owns a large brokerage firm in New
York,” he confessed, unsure of how Caroline would react.
Caroline listened as she took in just how old money his
family really was. Mike’s great, great, great, great – actually it was hard to
keep track of how many “greats” it went back – grandfather ran the first Bank
of the United States, which Congress chartered in the early 1800s. His family
had advised presidents, dined with royalty, and amassed a fortune that
continued today through the Barnsworth Brokerage Firm.
“I’m the seventh person in my family to attend Harvard
including my father, uncle, three cousins, and grandfather, who was a classmate
of Professor Moss,” he continued.
Surprised by this unexpected news, she joked, “So you’re just
slummin’ with a simple Southern girl like me – and makin’ me pay for drinks,
mind you – until you go join the family business and marry someone named
Muffy…”
“That’s my family’s plan,” Mike laughed. “There’s even an
office in the Woolworth Building owned by my family, sitting empty, until I
finish business school,” he said reluctantly.
“But…” she pressed, touching his hand gently, sensing the
family plan may not actually be Mike’s plan – though they had never discussed
his plans before.
“I want to open a bar,” he said, matter of fact and looking
her square in the eye.
Caroline’s head leaned back as she let out a raucous laugh.
“You want to own a bar?” she questioned, her shoulders shaking from laughter.
“Now I get your goal to drink at every one of the six hundred bars in Boston
before you graduate.”
“Yup, it’s research,” he said emphatically.
“Research?”
“Yeah. Every time my parents call, which isn’t very often –
they are usually off with their snobby society friends or at Met Balls – I tell
them I’m working hard and doing research.”
“Gotta give you credit. That’s pretty clever,” she replied,
nodding her head.
“And true. If I’m going to open the best bar ever, I need to
know what works and what doesn’t.”
“Okay. I get why you don’t want to be a wizard of Wall
Street. But why a bar?” she asked, not understanding his desire for the life of
a bar back.
“My parents weren’t around a lot growing up. My father spent
more time in the office than my mother spent jetting between boutiques in Paris
and ski chalets in Switzerland. And believe me, that was a lot,” he confessed.
Caroline looked down in her lap, her heart sinking at the thought of the small
boy with the winning smile being ignored by his family.
“I was pretty much raised by a series of au
pairs. My favorite was Linnea who was nineteen when she came from Sweden
to live with our family. She was obsessed with Tom Cruise movies and we would
watch them all the time,” he explained, a wistful look on his face as he
recalled fond memories.
“Cocktail!” Caroline exclaimed.
“Yup, I want to be the sole proprietor of a place where you
can shake margaritas bare-chested,” Mike laughed. “It’s going to be called The Last Drop,” he stated, not looking for her approval.
“Great name,” she admitted, nodding her head. “Especially
when your folks drop kick you out of the family.”
“I know. I’m preparing to be disowned, which is why I’m
getting you used to buying the drinks,” he said,
flashing her a smile.
“Well with any luck my business will allow me to continue
payin’ for drinks.”
“The purse thing?”
“Yes. The purse thing,” she said, mocking him. “I aim to
start a line called Clutch, because it’s one of my favorite handbag styles, and
in honor of my aunt Mimi. She always says ‘Find somethin’ you love and just
hold onto it.’”
“Sounds like a smart lady.”
Lisa Becker is a romance writer who spends her time like she spends her
money - on books and margaritas. In addition to Clutch: a
novel, she is the author of the Click trilogy, a contemporary romance
series about online dating and Links, a standalone, second chance
romance readers. As Lisa’s grandmother used to say, “For
every chair, there’s a tush.” Lisa is now happily married to a
wonderful man she met online and lives in Manhattan Beach, California
with him and their two daughters. So, if it happened for her, there’s
hope for anyone! You can share your love stories with her
at www.lisawbecker.com.
money - on books and margaritas. In addition to Clutch: a
novel, she is the author of the Click trilogy, a contemporary romance
series about online dating and Links, a standalone, second chance
romance readers. As Lisa’s grandmother used to say, “For
every chair, there’s a tush.” Lisa is now happily married to a
wonderful man she met online and lives in Manhattan Beach, California
with him and their two daughters. So, if it happened for her, there’s
hope for anyone! You can share your love stories with her
at www.lisawbecker.com.
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