War of the Squirrels
by Kirsten Weiss
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GENRE: Cozy Mystery
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BLURB:
Helicopter parents, suspicious squirrels… and murder.
All Susan wants is to get through this visit from her controlling parents without tumbling down a black hole of despair. But galactic forces are colliding at her whimsical B&B, Wits’ End, and her parents have plans of their own.When two men die on the same day, both mysterious deaths are tied to her mom and dad. Meanwhile, a squirrel scofflaw is riling up the tiny mountain town of Doyle, and Susan realizes she’s the only person who can stop the madness. And if this B&B owner can’t put these crimes to rest fast, her carefully organized life may come crashing to earth.This fast-paced and funny cozy mystery is book four in the Wits’ End series. Packed with quirky characters, small town charm, and murder, it’s perfect for fans of Jana Deleon, Tricia O’Malley, and Charlaine Harris.Buy War of the Squirrels and start this hilarious caper today.
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EXCERPT
If there’s anything worse than walking in on your parents in the throes of
disposing of a body, I don’t want to know what it is.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Earlier that day, unaware of the disaster unfolding, I bent my head toward my
reception desk and pretended this was a normal day.
“Susan,” Arsen said gently.
I drew careful diagonal lines through the completed tasks in my planner.
“Susan,” my boyfriend said again. “Now you’re starting to freak me out.”
At my feet, Bailey woofed in agreement. The aging beagle sat on my sneaker to
punctuate his argument.
I set down ruler and pencil and straightened in the creaky swivel chair. “What
am I supposed to do? My two ex-jailers are arriving any minute. They’re going to
be watching me like hawks. Any signs of weakness, and…”
He sat on the desk and grasped my shoulder. “First, you’re not weak. Second,
you’re not a teenager anymore. You’re an adult. There’s nothing they can do if
you don’t let them.” He smiled, his hazel eyes crinkling.
Normally, crinkling hazel eyes would make me melt. This is especially true when
they’re accompanied by an easygoing personality, square jaw, and killer smile.
But not today.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Kirsten Weiss has never met
a dessert she didn’t like, and her guilty pleasures are watching Ghost Whisperer
re-runs and drinking red wine. The latter gives her heartburn, but she drinks it
anyway.
Now based in Colorado Springs, CO, she writes genre-blending cozy mystery,
supernatural and steampunk suspense, mixing her experiences and imagination to
create vivid worlds of fun and enchantment.
If you like funny cozy mysteries, check out her Pie Town -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/pie-town-mysteries, Tea and Tarot -
https://www.kirstenweiss.com/tea-and-tarot-mysteries
, Paranormal Museum -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/the-perfectly-proper-paranormal-mus-1
and Wits’ End -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/doyle-cozy-mystery-series
books.
If you’re looking for some magic with your mystery, give the Witches of Doyle -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/doyle-witch-cozy-mysteries, Riga Hayworth -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/riga-hayworth-paranormal-mysteries
and Rocky Bridges -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/rocky-bridges-mysteries
books a try.
And if you like steampunk, the Sensibility Grey -
http://www.kirstenweiss.com/sensibility-grey-steampunk-suspense
series might be for you.
Kirsten sends out original short stories of mystery and magic to her mailing
list. If you’d like to get them delivered straight to your inbox, make sure to
sign up for her newsletter at
http://kirstenweiss.com.
Feel free to follow her on Pinterest at KirstenWeiss, or on Bookbub -
http://www.bookbub.com/authors/kirsten-weiss, get in touch on Facebook -
http://www.facebook.com/kirsten.weiss, post a picture of this book to Instagram -
https://www.instagram.com/kirstenweissauthor
and tag her @kirstenweissauthor, or send her an email. She’ll answer you
personally…which may be a good or a bad thing, depending on your perspective.
Email: kweiss2001@kirstenweiss.com
Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/kirsten.weiss/
Instagram:
http://www.instagram.com/KirstenWeissAuthor
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GIVEAWAY INFORMATION
Kirsten Weiss will be awarding a signed, paperback copy of War of the Squirrels, an "Ever Vigilant" squirrel notepad, a squirrel wish bracelet, and a squirrel baseball cap (black) (US ONLY) to a randomly drawn winner via rafflecopter during the tour.
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